Translate

Insert Witty Bio Here

by - November 30, 2016

 I'll admit I've used Tinder before (insert cringe and eye roll) and had to make up a witty, eye catching, bio to grab the attention of boys. I even downloaded it on to my again to see exactly what I used for my bio. I thought it was catchy at the time, and guys seemed to get a kick out of it, but it's very obvious it doesn't show all of who I am there. My bio consisted of three sentences that I totally over thought. "Lowkey more distressed than a millennial's pair of jeans. My personality is 30% the last movie I watched. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."
 While that might be witty or funny, it doesn't show who I am. But of course, with Tinder, no one is really- truly- going to read a paragraph of a bio. So I figured, why not put a really real bio here on my blog for people to find out who I really am.



 So who is Sophie Kinsey? What makes me, me. What is it about me that makes me who I am.

  I eat ice cream out of the carton. I slurp my soup when I'm at home. I will always make an excuse to eat Chinese food. Most Chinese restaurants know me by name. I can't cook well, but I love baking even though I suck at that too.  I'd rather eat chocolate cake for breakfast than an apple, thank you grandma for that. I eat a lot of junk food. I also eat healthy but still prefer junk food. I don't like working out, but once I start I don't want to stop. Same with painting, but I love painting so I'm always okay with painting all day. Reading too, I can read a book in a day. I believe in catching June bugs and sticking them in tiny little jars with holes in the top. I like to roller-skate even though I'm not very good at it. Singing too, I love to sing even though I can't. I like to dance while making breakfast in just a big t-shirt. I love long drives with the windows down screaming along to the song on the radio. I hate pickles, pineapples, and tomatoes but I love tomato soup with grilled cheese. I have a little sister, three years younger. Steak n Shake in the afternoon with a garlic burger and big milkshake always sounds good. I stay up to late and sleep in to long. I go out a lot but also never at all. I have brown hair, just regular brown hair that seems to be the best shade for every season. I have brown eyes too, my right one has two little black dots but they both have tiny  specks of yellow and green in them. I write poems. I'm naive. The only song I can play on the guitar is 8 Mile by Eminem. I love art museums, book stores, and concert arenas. I believe that ladybugs are good luck but bugs freak me out. I'm a dancer but only in my own home and at school functions, occasionally clubs. My favorite colour bounces around between hues of greens and blues, but I'm always in love with Tiffany Blue. I say love a lot but I've never been in love. I don't like sodas or any fizzy drinks so I drink green tea and coffee instead. I can sort of play piano, but I haven't in a while. I love the night and day equally, but the night is more fun while the sun makes me happy. I'm afraid of escalators and butterflies. I took french in junior high and American Sign Language in high school, not fluent in either. UNICEF is my favorite charity. Audrey Hepburn and Taylor Swift are my two main inspirations. I've never left the states. I love the ocean but also love the city. Though I love the beach and ocean, I'm scared to get in water if I can't see what's at the bottom. I'm 19 years old, born February 23rd, 1997 at 6:17pm. I'm a child of divorce. I believe in true love and soul mates. I loved going to high school football games in high school but also enjoy hockey and baseball games. The first concert I went to was a Dixie Chicks concert. The first CD I bought myself was Taylor Swift's first one. I get nervous when people take photos of me even though that's my job. I have panic attacks a lot. I have asthma. I  get nervous talking to new people. Once, as a child, I cried until my dad bought me a lion and lion cub stuffed animal. I can't ice skate at all, weak ankles. I don't consider myself gorgeous, but I don't find myself appalling either. I'm outspoken when I need to be, but I rarely stand up for myself unless pushed into a corner. I overthink things a lot. I'm not funny but I find myself hilarious. I'm full of bad jokes, puns, and witty comments. I don't care to wear pants when at home but I only like to wear high waisted ones out and about. My legs are basically 3/4th's of my body. I have two tattoos and plan on getting a couple more. I like older things because they have a story to them. I'm an empath. I love slow dances at weddings. The last full album I've listened to was Continuum by John Mayer, but the last song I've listened to was Daughters by John Mayer. I grew up on John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Dixies Chicks, Maroon 5, Green Day, Shania Twain, and Sarah Evans. I get my music from my dad and art from my mom. I'd rather be with someone not from Ohio so I can show them my city baisedly. I like discussing life and not typical ideas with people. Sometimes I forget I have my wave tattoo on my back and I think it's a spider. Right now I'm living off of grilled cheese and peanut butter toast. I believe in being family oriented. My favorite dream I want true is staying up with my grandmother, grandfather, mom, sister, aunt, uncle, and my boyfriend on Christmas Eve eating cookies and playing games. I've always wanted a red or black Jeep. I want to travel to Australia one day. I wouldn't mind dating someone famous as long as we kept what we do within our relationship private. I believe in smiling a lot even if for no reason. I believe in giving lot of compliments. I'd say I'm a 4 or at most a 6 when it comes to being attractive. I would love to be able to bake cookies, cupcakes, muffins, or a cake at 4am with my significant other. I ate so many chocolate chip Little Bites muffins in the past 19 years I could fill the Statue of Liberty. I tried to bake Christmas cookies from scratch once and they ended up being blocks of hard dough. I have four freckles on my legs, two on each and two in the almost exact same spot. I love photos and taking photos. I love cheesy pick up lines but I don't care for any others, nor do they really work for me. I kissed a boy in preschool for holding the door open for me. I own two bookcases full of books. I believe in the good in people. I prefer a small group of great friends rather than a large group of occasional ones. I prefer the sound of music coming off records but live tops it all. I don't care for drinking and especially not drugs. I believe in falling in love slowly, but liking someone quickly. I prefer kodak cameras to digital but polaroids to kodaks. I don't want to live in Ohio forever, but maybe come back to raise my kids. I believe in keeping traditions but also making new ones. I only eat Chinese food with chopsticks. I call every guy kid whether they are older or younger for some reason. I want five kids. I'm a perfectionist. I know every single Jesse McCartney song new and old. I talk really fast when excited or nervous. I have a scar on the back of my head and by my right eye. I take pink promises very seriously. I'm sensitive, but don't always show it. Only foods I can cook is really good spaghetti, homemade soup, banana bread, and tomato farcies. I prefer phone calls to texting but FaceTiming to phone calls. I curse a lot, especially when I'm upset or mad, but never in front of kids or adults. I'm a sucker for corny romantic things. I paint my nails black a lot because it makes me look a little bit tanner. And I love to write, I prefer writing things on paper rather than taking digital notes.

You May Also Like

0 comments